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I should be blogging about my crazy dating life lately. I almost completely forgot some poor boy last night and left him waiting for a while at the J. Clyde. When he wasn’t on my radar I made plans with a different guy.

Don’t worry, y’all. I managed to pull off two dates in one night.

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Yes

Hahaha I’m a … opossum!

Life is so weird. How we handle it is the magic of it all.

datebynumbers:

I was back on HuffPost Live today talking about dating multiple people at once.  Always a blast with those folks.  

Check it out!

Me right now for sure

My houseguest this weekend brought a belated Christmas/birthday gift. She made these! I’m in love. I can’t wait to hang them up!

This is a real conversation taking place after a very successful weekend with my future roommate. I’m not sure if she’s kidding. Life is good.

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Another one bites the dust, it seems. Oh well. Life goes on.

Summer is going to be wild.